The Gifting Game

[trialbyerror]

Clearly you need a caregiver.

I'm currently seeking a new position... What is the uniform you would want for me to wear?

So I will take that tooth brush and leave behind myself, completely nekkid and in need of a uniform - any takers?

My elvin friend, to late I was to catch you plea, for off was I to lands of pornography

A uniform? A uniform? how boring that might be

Not but one, hundreds and hundreds take your pick, your wish my fantasy

I gift the elf the choice he makes, but pray he must tell.

[Rainbowmum]

My gift is an automatic T.P. dispenser .

[partisan]

I,ll guess i,ll be buying a lot of toilet paper from now on :biggrin:

My gift is a bmx.

[Miles]

Thanks, I'll ride it around wearing spades' lego stilettos

I gift the following accent:

[trialbyerror]

You can't
You need 2 pairs, 'an Spades only gifted 1
So here's what we'll do....
Spade's only 50 Km's away from me,
I'll quickly flap over there, pick up another pair, strap them on then visit you!
(that's my gift, by the way)

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I leave a shot gun with several rounds of bird shot.... If you know what I mean

[trialbyerror]

'An I'll tell the unsanitary uber dungon lord what's got a ring around his preciousssss that the elf's been found

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Yeah I got a few rings like that around here - I will add it to my collection.

I leave a st- st-st... speech impediment for the next person

[trialbyerror]

K-k-k-ww,w,w..... K,k,k,k www,aaaack

Ttttthannnnnkkssss fffffffffffffffffoooorrrrr

nut,nut,nuthhhhhhhhhiiiing!

phissst!

You can have it back thanks!

Owl my gift! he's yours! enjoy

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Owl? you mean Partisan?

Wow finally you gave a wonderful gift, one worth cherishing and keeping forever. I accept!

I leave the gift of hope.