Ooooooooo Ta!
At last! Now I can finally "tweeze" my nose hairs and clean the grime from under my toe nails
I leave a 500g ball of belly button fluff that I've been hording for 40 odd years :eek::eek:
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Ew.
I leave a bucket for the next person to vomit into as well. Your welcome.
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I gift you puke for your bucket
Oh by the way, the grime under my toe-nails? It's your fault....
Been too busy running around in Fangorn looking for you....
Can't find you so I can't give you your gift, so my gift is an ungiven gift meant for the Elven king......:flirty-thank-you-sm
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Well I'm in Mirkwood so there's your problem.
I leave behind a GPS that helps locate mythological places for people... Some people clearly need it.... I won't mention names.....
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Ew thanks... I suppose you want me to wash them, fluff and fold as well - typical male.
I leave behind a Chinese laundry - clearly some people - again I'm not dropping names - needs one.
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Hurumph!
I Still have an un-given gift.
It may save your life
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Meh... Well what is it?
Sheesh - I leave behind a washer.... As defined under Thou Shall Not......
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A spear with a shaft of different diameters along it's length, and a dagger wth a handle shaped like a hammer.
You tap the spear on each different diameter, with the handle of the dagger and each sound corrosponds to a different letter of the alphabet
Somehow the last dude who got it, misspelt the message and got
Beware the idiots in March. :biggrin:
we all know what he was supposed to be told don't we?
He did come to a rather "sticky" end "in-deed"
aaaaah yes, the gift....
I'll pass thanks, that thing brings hard work, instead I gift a eager beaver daughter in law with a passion for keeping things washed :biggrin:
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(Yes the iiiiiides of march)
Thanks, can do the big pile of dishes in my sinks, its not a problem.
I gift some truffle, freshly dug out the ground by a pigs snout, enjoy
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