Pub Roleplay Thread

[monk]

Gin and tonic, ice and lemon, and no frog please.

[Counselor]

Gin and tonic, ice and lemon, and no frog please.

We're fresh out of frogless liquor, but for your and stpdo2's benefit, I'll announce that we now have a tap rotation of the top 600 beers, ales, lagers, and stouts! No frogs, either.

[stpdo2]

Great I'll take a pint of Youngs Double Chocolate Stout.

[Counselor]

Great I'll take a pint of Youngs Double Chocolate Stout.

*adds a flirtatious dallop of ice cream*

[stpdo2]

Thank you kind sir you are by far the bestbar tender ever! (leans over to whisper in Counselors ear)

[Counselor]

Thank you kind sir you are by far the bestbar tender ever! (leans over to whisper in Counselors ear)

*runs like hell to room 43 with stpdo2*

*hangs "do not disturb" sign on outside handle*

*locks deadbolt*

*squeals with laughter like Julia Roberts*

[Lalo]

Oh Geez. The bartender's in heat again. That means it will take forever to get another drink.

[monk]

The beer's ice-cold in Alex, so they tell me - but it's a bloody long walk!

[Spades]

Oi, guess I have to stop playing games and get back to work. Our beer is also ice cold? Or lukewarm? Whichever you prefer.

[Counselor]

Oh Geez. The bartender's in heat again. That means it will take forever to get another drink.

I heard that!

And we're playing...

...

Monopoly.