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A joke - One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife yesterday."
Joe responds "The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."
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Speaking on gay marriage...........

"California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke out against gay marriage, then he went back to slathering oil on his muscles in front of other guys." --Craig Ferguson






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Is this about the ad for the Frukties shampoo? "Mommy who will smell like a kiwi will be loved by kids." :eek:

on second thought, the shampoo ad is not so sad...
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