Too funny not to share

[Spades]

A joke - One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife yesterday."
Joe responds "The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."

[MisterTinkles]

Speaking on gay marriage...........

"California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke out against gay marriage, then he went back to slathering oil on his muscles in front of other guys." --Craig Ferguson






Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."


Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.


Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!


Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.


Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy


Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.


Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apprently he's been in A Few Good Men.


Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."


Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.


Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!


Q. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?
A. They tried each other.


Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.


Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale?
A: Because theres no light in the closet!


Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!


Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.


Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay?
A: He will slap you with his man purse.


Q: What is Justin Bieber's new hit single?
A: "If I were a Boy"


Q: What does Justin Biebers asshole and his mouth have in common?
A: They both produce the same shit!

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[Spades]

[Nick9]

Is this about the ad for the Frukties shampoo? "Mommy who will smell like a kiwi will be loved by kids." :eek:

on second thought, the shampoo ad is not so sad...

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[MisterTinkles]