Pick Up Lines

[Sylph]

Is there any way to shorten that one?

"WE SEX."

Maybe?

Or to be even more clear, Just look at the person and say "Sex."

They'll either question you, refuse you or say "yes please" :p. Although he might just be smart and say "Male"

[LateBloomer]

Wow. You guys are so romantic.

Why don't you just forget about all that verbalizing stuff and just make eye contact and drop your pants right there in the bar???

That's sure to charm SOMEONE!

[Sylph]

Wow. You guys are so romantic.

Why don't you just forget about all that verbalizing stuff and just make eye contact and drop your pants right there in the bar???

That's sure to charm SOMEONE!

Lol, you tore it Latesy, that's public nudity/indecency, a punishable mis-demeanor...at least ours didn't involve exhibitionism!

[72jay]

I heard this one on the radio years ago...
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'cause I can see me in your pants"