I must be very sick in the head. I apologize.

[MisterTinkles]

Look, I will be 47 years old at the end of this month, In 3 short years I will hit 50. I have white hairs mixed in with the blonde/brown. I groan when I lay down at night, my reading glasses are getting thicker and thicker, and yes one of my steady Boyfriends is Ben Gay who assists with my other BF Arthur Itis.

I am blessed in that I picked the right parents to not be cursed with lots of wrinkles, and sagging skin, but the other aspects of old age are working their magic. I have white hairs in my pubic hair (I know TMI) but its happening, I'm getting old. :tongue:

Boo Hoo.

Im 50, fat, hair thinning, working at a dead end job, no savings for retirement, which means I will have to work until I die, and nobody even looks my way....much less ever had 6 serious ones.
I drive a beat up truck, live in a ghetto apartment, have diabetes so I can even have my DP anymore, and I passed "grey" hair to see thru hair. Yes, I get some hair that looks like fishing line...see thru.

But....

Miss Clairol is my friend.
I try to go out on payday weekends, in hopes of meeting others for friends or what not.
I have to go walking or ride my bike on nice days, to help keep the weight down, but is VERY hard to do having diabetes. Cant go on my starvation diets like I used too.
Im all alone in the big bad world, and I cant even have a pet.

So there!!!
:dance3:

[MisterTinkles]

So to clarify I'm too young for you?

Hey Mr. College man....
You aint too young for me!

[Kiid]

So I'm looking through ads (dating/hopefully finding a relationship) and it seems like 90% of the guys around my age (44-55) are all looking for younger.

They are all looking for 20-35 year olds (a few wanted barely legal too )

Is there something wrong with me wanting to be with a fella around my age? Am I the sick one here?

I have an ad on the OK cupid site and I have had at least six 18-22 year old 'men' contact me and want to hook up.... I have absolutely no interest in them.

Is there something wrong with me?

I'm going to say it. YOU DISCUST ME! lololololololol jokes just keep being beautiful and you'll find someone. Some people like hook-ups I know I don't. Maybe you're the same. But I guess I do like that age range 18-22. n.n

Taking the piss love Josh

P.S you know you're not sick, and you know you are beautiful!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Boo Hoo.

Im 50, fat, hair thinning, working at a dead end job, no savings for retirement, which means I will have to work until I die, and nobody even looks my way....much less ever had 6 serious ones.
I drive a beat up truck, live in a ghetto apartment, have diabetes so I can even have my DP anymore, and I passed "grey" hair to see thru hair. Yes, I get some hair that looks like fishing line...see thru.

But....

Miss Clairol is my friend.
I try to go out on payday weekends, in hopes of meeting others for friends or what not.
I have to go walking or ride my bike on nice days, to help keep the weight down, but is VERY hard to do having diabetes. Cant go on my starvation diets like I used too.
Im all alone in the big bad world, and I cant even have a pet.

So there!!!
:dance3:

You sound hot, wanna date?

[Chase]

My mom is older than you.
Bowyn Aerrow, say this - you don't have grey hairs, you have silver highlights.
Also, see a physician doctor about your pains.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I have seen the doctor about the pains, for my 'pain' he tells me to drop my pants, turn around and bend over so he can test my prostrate while telling me that most men my age are in worse condition...

Prostate exams, reading glasses, and funky doctors who smirk over things like arthritis - this is what you have to look forward too when you hit 40 +

[Chase]

I have worn glasses and contact lenses since 12 dear. No sympathy for your eyesight.

[Miles]

I have seen the doctor about the pains, for my 'pain' he tells me to drop my pants, turn around and bend over so he can test my prostrate while telling me that most men my age are in worse condition...

Prostate exams, reading glasses, and funky doctors who smirk over things like arthritis - this is what you have to look forward too when you hit 40 +

Good thing I have a head start on all of these things then :p

(Not quite the arthritis part yet - though only a matter of time, that one)

So about these white pubes...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Chase, these are reading glasses. not just regular cool glasses - READING glasses, old man glasses. Big difference.

Miles, (Sigh) what do you need to know?

[Miles]

Do they glow in the dark? Glisten in the moonlight? Refract into rainbow colors when wet? Do you grow a new one whenever you find a hidden clue or learn a new thing? Do elves' white pubes cure scabies?