Vending Machine

[partisan]

You get a 14yo me (i was obsessed with anything x-files)

I insert kermit the frog

[Mirage]

You win the internet!!!!

I insert a pair of sneakers

[partisan]

You get a pair of trainers (which is basically the exact same thing)

I insert a mannequin

[Counselor]

You get an airhorn.


I insert a pair of tangled heaphones.

[partisan]

You get Medusa

I insert a traffic cone

[Mirage]

You get a Conehead alien


I insert a pocket-watch

[partisan]

You get a 12th century sun dial

I insert a trombone

[partisan]

You get a bone

I insert Ben affleck

[Spades]

You get Matt Damon

I insert a signed photocopy of my butt

[partisan]

You get it back signed by every member of the springboks

I insert a straw hat