Vending Machine

[Rainbowmum]

You get a needle.

I insert a magnet .

[partisan]

You get robocop

I insert a cheese cracker

[Rainbowmum]

You get a mouse.

I insert some bubble gum.

[Miles]

Upon insertion of the bubblegum, you receive a massive explosion of popped bubblegum shooting out of the vending machine, trapping you in a web of bubblegum and clogging the machine until all the gum can be scraped out, at which point I insert a copy of Finnegans Wake.

[Rainbowmum]

Kathleen jumps out.

I insert a muffin.

[Spades]

You get a scone.

I insert a potato

[trywait]

out comes freedom fries

I put a silver dollar in

[partisan]

You get a small card with a hastily scribbled (iou) on it.

I insert frogs legs

[Lalo]

You get back a giant cane toad.

I put in a bunch of yarn.

[Rainbowmum]

You get a scarf.

I insert an apple.