Vending Machine

[Spades]

You get a staplemeltershape :p

I insert a million dollars.

[Wade]

Sorry for the interruption Wade, by the way, Hi

Went to good 'ol Google to look up staple, just for the heck of it. No Magic ones but found this. "Exciting" enough?

Staplemeltershape
The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.

Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.

Really?? This for real??

Ewwwwwwwww :eek: :eek:

Personally, I'd shut my rectum faster 'n tighter than a space ship's airlock (KA-BOEM) and exit that dungeon at warp speed

My God.

This thread has really delivered.


Oh. And Spades... You get a puppy with six tails. Five from his backside, and one sticking out of his forehead. Take care of him! He needs all the love he can get.


I insert a Rubik's Cube.

[trialbyerror]

You get out-cubed by a 3 year old

I insert 3 rings of superglue on a toilet seat :eek:

[VileKyle]

You get glued to the vending machine and become its new duck logo.

I insert all the things.

[trialbyerror]

You get a mish-mash of thingimabobs

I insert a leather shaggy rug for your dungeon

[Miles]

You get a much more inviting dungeon. Really complements the rusty cages and whipping posts and just brings the room together!

I insert an advertisement for something no one knew they simply had to have until they saw the advertisement.

[VileKyle]

You get Billy Mays!



I insert nothing.

[trialbyerror]

You get whole bunch of anti-matter

I insert the bag of wool that Miles, the black sheep, gave to his master (You lucky, lucky man) :biggrin:

[ChrisD]

You get back the wool, which is now white as the black was just grime.

I insert a pineapple

[tavi]

You get that evil pineapple face fella, whats his name? liked drugs a lot.

I insert a ham