Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

Hi Tavi
Welcome!

I'm the (acording to some) mad South African (of late, toothless) duck,

and the other fella, he be the gentle lad Chris

Excuse me a sec,

But Chris Hi! I accept, it's got teeth.. (Trot off to banned...)

Oh QUACK that's the gifting game...

Tavi, love to accept you ham, but won't you be a real sweetie and run it through a blender for about an hour then give it back?:biggrin::biggrin:

Many taas

[tavi]

You get a pork smoothie! mmmm :p

I insert a pair of odd socks.

[VileKyle]

You get a pair of odd feet.

I insert this sickness that's keeping me down.

[tavi]

You become all buoyent and float to the sky

I insert a mouldy bread crust

[trialbyerror]

You re- invent a super strain of penicillin & hit it big time

I insert my meager pay slip

[Aaron]

You get what's leftover after Federal and State taxes rip it apart.

I insert a giant black vibrating dildo.

[VileKyle]

You get the rest of the giant black vibrating man.

I insert beer.

[Aaron]

You get a faggot (bundle) of wheat and barley.

I insert medicinal marijuana.

[southbiochem]

You get an AK-47

I insert 1 Lt of synthesis-grade Trifluoroacetic Acid

[trialbyerror]

Ain't got a cooking clue what's that,
but you get what's turns gold into cast steel & go broke looking for somebody to finance your new undertaking

I insert a never ending supply of tiny amounts of putrid methane gas that escape from the next person to post on this thread, in loud bangs :biggrin: