Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

You get a mouthfull of soot

I insert a yummie group of boys on their scrambler's

[Joshular]

You get one Justin Beiber (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

I insert a lemon some ice and some vodka

[trialbyerror]

You lucky devil

You get a personal, all expenses paid, invitation to Justin Bieber's after show party...

I insert an inquisitive puppy

[tavi]

You get 101 inquisitive puppies

I insert a smelly chunck of stinking Bishop (that's a real cheese)

[VileKyle]

You get a smelly, chunky Bishop of the Catholic church.

I insert my head to see what's going on inside this crazy machine.

[trialbyerror]

You get knowledge

Everything there is to know about area 51

I inset an irritating customer that keeps on changing his requirements

[southbiochem]

You get the customer's bloody remains plus the police force chasing you because I framed you for the customer's murder...

I insert 200 Kj of UV light

[trialbyerror]

You light up like a 50ft ultra-violet christmas tree with funny white teeth

I insert an aardvark

[southbiochem]

You get one pissed off colony of fire ants wanting revenge on you...

I insert a cow's heart

[tavi]

You get a plate of grilled beef heart and roasted chilli peppers.

I insert a pair of bill Clintons underpants.