Vending Machine

[partis]

you get a very dashing mannequin

i insert mustard

[missourigaymer]

You get a giant purple octopus
eight hands no waiting!
I insert a rare roman coin

[southbiochem]

You get 3 Roman legions on your pursuit for being a thief :biggrin:

I insert the French Oriflamme

[trialbyerror]

You get your orifice flambayed :eek:

Common description:-
Ring sting

Causes:-
Anal sex with muscular aches and pain cream, formulated to create heat when rubbed, Such as wintergreen / Deep-heat. :eek:

Symptoms:-
Beginning with a mild burning sensation of the anus, it very quickly developes into an intolerable burning sensation of the whole area.

Anicdotal comment:-
Usually happens by mistake, and causes extrieme and involentry reactions which may include:-
Extrieme bug-eyeing of the eye-balls, Lots of yelling and shouting and usually Running or hopping around in tight circles with both hands holding the buttoxs

Cure / relief thereof:-
None, wait it out.:biggrin:


I leave a tube of said cream
Sorry, did this one late....
I insert a tube......

[partis]

you gotta put it in the machine duckie

you get 1000 angry fire ants (in ya pants) :p

i insert a prawn cracker

[trialbyerror]

You get one mean-son-of-bitch fish cross between a rock-cod and a peranah that eats prawns

I insert a mysterious body part

[southbiochem]

you get the assasin that did the job

I insert a vial of chlorine gas

[trialbyerror]

You get a very memorable poep indeed

I insert a pumpkin fritter

[southbiochem]

you get a deranged pumpkin seeking revenge for the yearly mass murders of pumpkins on this date..

I insert 10 mg of potassium cianide

[trialbyerror]

You get to visit planet Zog (which is purely a figment of my imagination)

I insert planet Zog