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Vending Machine
You get big where it don't count, and small where it does count from the steroids they feed to the cows mac uses for thier sies burgers

I put into the vending machine a barbeque built from wood
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You get metal briquets back.

I insert a flat wheelbarrow tire.
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you get a really good sit for watching an Artillery Barrage on your house derived from an international diplomatic crisis that started because some president's wheelbarrow got stolen and they found you to be the culprit....on the bright side, you get to keep the weelbarrow with a brand new tire free of charge....

I insert a very aggressive strain of Salmonella typhi
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It is magically mixed with the rabies virus and you get back a Zombie Apocalypse!

(yes I know, I did say magically).

I insert a encyclopedia of scientific names.
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you get an angry lot of illeterates who don't like to get headaches reading scientific names...do with them whay you like...:biggrin:

I insert cadmium nitrate in more than trace amounts
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You get a sea sponge cause i dont know what that is

I insert a politician
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You get f**ed...and trust me not in the way you like it :biggrin:

I insert the recently murdered politicans head...(yeah, I did it)...
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You get another politician... when a politician is murdered another immediately takes its place :p

I insert a tortoise
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You get to come into season and get to have sex once every 32 years Sperm

I insert a round dickelytiddledodat.

Have fun with that!
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You get a shot goin on your direction for nonsensic non-existant items

I insert a horse with a broken leg
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