Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

You get Sea-biscuit
I put into da vending machine three twinkle- toes

[southbiochem]

You get a cigar cutter which also makes for a very good finger/toe cutter...:eek:

I insert a vial of trout blood

[partis]

You get 300 trout clones

I insert pennywise the clown

[southbiochem]

You get Horny the Clown

I insert a Jupiter missile that was once in Turkey

[trialbyerror]

You get a fast flight back to Turkey There, because you dare bring back bad memories to Bow and me, we have tipped them off that you are gay and want to sleep with their Prime minister.

They immediately arrest you at the airport, do a cavity search with a big black truncheon and throw you in jail

You spend years and years walking round in filthy flea and mite infested rags and eventually escape by killing a guard who wants to perform on you.

Because you are now "cured" of your gayness you shove him away and he hits the back of his head on a coat spike on the wall and dies

You put on his hat and coat and simply walk out the front door of the goal and walk down the street to freedom

(Wasn't there a movie based on fact like this back in the late 70"s ?)

I insert bad memories brought back by young Southie.....

[southbiochem]

you get a good seat to watch my self-imposed execution...

yeap...that's all I'm gonna say..

[partis]

They immediately arrest you at the airport, do a cavity search with a big black truncheon and throw you in jail

You spend years and years walking round in filthy flea and mite infested rags and eventually escape by killing a guard who wants to perform on you.

Because you are now "cured" of your gayness you shove him away and he hits the back of his head on a coat spike on the wall and dies

You put on his hat and coat and simply walk out the front door of the goal and walk down the street to freedom

(Wasn't there a movie based on fact like this

Yes "midnight express" though hes never cured of his gayness because hes never gay, he only almost has a gay experience with his very good friend, he has a girlfriend in the film and real life, then guard was going to beat him and he "done him in" and escaped in the guards clothes, good film.

[trialbyerror]

Hi Partie

Thanks... (I was just avoiding plagiarism) given my penchant for cooking up stories in my shower... I didn't want anybody to think it was of my making....

Sweetie, please explain what you put into the vending machine, so that I can "play" with you

Thanks.

(At last somebody else is in the kak for not playing the game)... :flirty-thank-you-sm

[partis]

I liked that film very much duckie, first hes in prison but then they send him to the nut house, where they all walks around, an around, an around, an around.... then he starts walking the other way!

I insert the rain we,ve had for 2 days.

[trialbyerror]

I found it disturbing but very memorable

BTW
You get Typhoon Haiyan

I insert a modification to the windshield on my new camper trailer :biggrin: