Vending Machine

[southbiochem]

you get a vomited hanky

I insert the flag of the Netherlands

[VileKyle]

You get a map of my nether regions.

I insert Van Morrison's favorite hat.

[trialbyerror]

Oh Lordy lordy
You get detailed directions for Mordor

I insert one day's work

[southbiochem]

you get just 1/10 of a day's pay :eek:

I insert a petition for it to be February soon

1.- cause it's less hot than January

2.- I get my 3 yearly weeks of vacation

[partis]

Granted but the petition comes out signed and approved by adolf hitler and josef stalin

I insert some blue tac

[LostAndSound]

You got duck tape. Machine thought it would work better.

I insert a Christmas carol of sorts

[southbiochem]

you get the carolers bodies for annoying me..

I insert a petition for xmas to be outlawed..*sigh*

[LostAndSound]

You get coal.

I insert business cards

[partis]

You get lots of good buisness for the next year

I insert the Midwest of America

[southbiochem]

you get a representative for each of the correlated areas...A Manitoban, a Minnesotan, a Durango Mexican, an Orionoco Venezuelan, an Amazon Brazilian and a Pampino Argentinean...

NOW.....if you were incurring in refering to the US as "America" like soooo many people do then, only the Minnesotan...and then I'll start saying that the Falklands are Argentinean :tongue:

I insert a pickelhaube (no, not mine...another one)