Vending Machine

[partis]

You get a picklehaub with an owl... theres a photo somewhere on google!

_/\_
O;O

I insert a piece of beer battered fish

[southbiochem]

how Port-side of you..hehe...so that's where the whole beer and fish comes from..Britain...oh you people have given us so much

you get a SXIX century Chileanized porteño Brit...hehe..those were the days mile:

I insert 3 oranges and 2 peaches

[trialbyerror]

You get peachy citric acid in which you try to cook a duck. but the duck is over 50 years old and its like chewing elastic bands.

enjoy.

I got the contraption back, on the gifting game, so I put it into the vending machine remember it goes kerthunkity doef doef and produces a waste of time

[southbiochem]

the machine has, for the first time, rejected an item and gives it back, now it's just there sadly, besides the machine cause no one wants it

I insert a belt

[trialbyerror]

You get buckle bruses on your butt

I insert an automatic explaination bot, called Ydna :biggrin:

[southbiochem]

I'll destroy it cause I don't need it..

you get a free ticket out of South Africa...pick a location

I insert a chain

[Miles]

You get an iron ball on the other end

I insert a player piano

[trialbyerror]

Destination Southbiochem, with a piano and a player to play gentle music while I woo Sexy South over dinner and champers under a warm starry night on the beach while sea water lapps our feet under the table....

The dinner is what i put in.....

[southbiochem]

You get a lovely nights sleep..with me :biggrin:

I insert a quail egg

[trialbyerror]

You get a quail that never ever ever ever stops wailing in your ear

I leave a pair of medical sizzor clamps