Vending Machine

[partis]

you get a wren



I insert a bag of noodles

[MisterTinkles]

And you get a old Chinese woman



I insert nail clippings

[partis]

You get a pervy guy in the machine who says "thank you" after every clipping and then eats it.

I insert some chocolate bath wash

[MisterTinkles]

You get a box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix


I insert an old cell phone

[trialbyerror]

You get thrown into jail with a broken phone...mile:

I insert 1/2 a 1 word wish..:biggrin:

[MisterTinkles]

And you get 1/4 of a wish


I insert an old lottery ticket

[trialbyerror]

And you get 1/8th of the pay-out for just being soooooo cuddly-wuddly

I insert a bowl of warm milk, farm fresh from a Jersey cow

[MisterTinkles]

I give it to a homeless person, since I cant drink that stuff anymore



I insert a shepherds staff

[trialbyerror]

My prostrate thanks you very much indeed

I insert my broken pair of testicals, seeing as I got new ones today

[MisterTinkles]

You get back a teenie weenie



I insert some old birthday cake