Little Johnny and Susie

[wouldlikemuscle]

Haha I think it's probably referring to the 'not so cool' models hehe.
However Tigras, awww they're cute - especially in black! Phwooooar! Also a bit chavvish though wlm *hides* Just joking mr :biggrin: - almost as chavvy as my peugeot 206 - which had a spoiler - but not because I had it put there :tongue:

*sigh* Now I must find myself a temporary baby... meh!

Cheeky git!! I wouldn't put Tigras in the chav class of cars... although one of my uni mates calls it a penis car! What would she know!! lol
Mines blue... but agree with how sweet the black ones are... especially with darkened windows.

Corsas, Golfs and 206s on the other hand!!! :tongue: "I look dead good in me Burberry" :biggrin:

[princealbertofb]

Cheeky git!! I wouldn't put Tigras in the chav class of cars... although one of my uni mates calls it a penis car! What would she know!! lol
Mines blue... but agree with how sweet the black ones are... especially with darkened windows.

Corsas, Golfs and 206s on the other hand!!! :tongue: "I look dead good in me Burberry" :biggrin:

Who would want a black and blue penis, WouldLike???? Aren't they supposed to be pink or reddish on a Caucasian man? Any other colour would sound unhealthy...

[Smurlos]

Cheeky git!! I wouldn't put Tigras in the chav class of cars... although one of my uni mates calls it a penis car! What would she know!! lol
Mines blue... but agree with how sweet the black ones are... especially with darkened windows.

Corsas, Golfs and 206s on the other hand!!! :tongue: "I look dead good in me Burberry" :biggrin:

You so know I got rid of the Pug on purpose.
I'm gonna get a lil fiesta bubble me thinks til I go off to Germland mile:

A penis car? LOL wtf. Has she ever seen a penis?

[wouldlikemuscle]

You so know I got rid of the Pug on purpose.
I'm gonna get a lil fiesta bubble me thinks til I go off to Germland mile:

A penis car? LOL wtf. Has she ever seen a penis?

lol... she reckons its the type of car you show off in to impress your mates and people you wanna pull.

Mind you.. I don't show off when I'm with people.. I become a sensible driver! It's when I'm drivin on me own I'm a lil mad!

[RoydonLeeJ]

The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just got married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
"Easy, son," she smiled. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"

luv it, amaze, best joke

[Smurlos]

lol... she reckons its the type of car you show off in to impress your mates and people you wanna pull.

Mind you.. I don't show off when I'm with people.. I become a sensible driver! It's when I'm drivin on me own I'm a lil mad!

Haha yeah. See that's what a 206 CC or something shiny and black or silver is for... a girl likes shiny and expensive hence why she likes diamonds!

I'm generally a very sensible driver mile: Don't really ever do anything dangerous. Except ya know, crash on a motorway at 60 :biggrin: Although that wasn't my fault hehe.

[wouldlikemuscle]

Nice to see you can joke about it so soon after... I'd probably be a nervous wreck still if it were me.

How well are those bruises healin??

[wouldlikemuscle]

Who would want a black and blue penis, WouldLike???? Aren't they supposed to be pink or reddish on a Caucasian man? Any other colour would sound unhealthy...

Sorry PA.. missed this post before.

I HAVE had a black and blue one before when I was a kid... accident jumping onto a fireman's pole at the park!! MAJOR OUCH!

[Smurlos]

Nice to see you can joke about it so soon after... I'd probably be a nervous wreck still if it were me.

How well are those bruises healin??

I'm quite laid back. To be honest, I've not really worried at all about it. Have had visions of it when I've closed my eyes etc. which were horrible. But I see it as I came out if it in one bit, it wasn't my fault, so can't be blamed. The real test will be getting back in another car when I get one at the end of the month... am sure it'll be fine though. Can't run away all my life mile: Besides its like I said to the ambulance ppl, you gotta joke about it or you'll cry

Oooh my lip and black eye are pretty much completely healed a week later. Lucky or what. I am glad I'll be working tonight... crash happened bout 7.40pm so hopefully work will whizz past without me being able to realise at 7.40 that this time last week I was upside down in a car

[Smurlos]

Sorry PA.. missed this post before.

I HAVE had a black and blue one before when I was a kid... accident jumping onto a fireman's pole at the park!! MAJOR OUCH!

ooooooooooooouch!!!!!!!! :mad: *cringe*