"Compensation" and men

[princealbertofb]

Maybe older guys drive sports cars because at last they've saved up enough to be able to afford one. I'm old but I have absolutely no aspirations to buy a massive, eye catching vehicle. What does that say about me?

That you're sensible and have better things to pursue?

[MisterTinkles]

I find it amusing too! Probably from a slightly different perspective perhaps.... I find it funny that some people are so shallow that they fantasize about other guy's penises, in the hope that the guy has a little penis if his car is nicer their own. Just sad.
I will be the first to admit that I am getting older, so I guess my husband must of been trying to announce my age, 42 years old, to the world when he bought me my Jaguar for Valentine's Day.
I am a bit confused regarding my Land Rover though.....as you say it IS a MASSIVE vehicle...unfortunately I am 6'4" tall and built proportionately, which according to your theory means I have a penis inferiority complex...Maybe, in my case, it is Foreskin Envy...? I certainly wouldn't want my penis to be any bigger, so maybe I am secretly yearning for a bigger foreskin...?
That must be it. The only other explanation is just too silly.....I mean, it couldn't possibly be that some guys just have the money and desire to purchase and own nice vehicles and not be virtually deformed sexually.....yea, that would just be insane....

In the areas I have lived, especially in the South here....
You can tell a man by what he drives.
Short guy with a big truck that has never been used for anything but driving - tiny dick issues.
Short guy with big truck that has been used for work, or obviously has been used AS a truck and not a dick extension - Hard working man.
Older man in a sports car that is dressed like a sports car driver....gloves, glasses, hat, scarf - age issues.
Older man in a sports car that isnt dressed like a sports car driver but drives like he's in the Indy 500 - MAJOR age issues.
Older man in a sports car who isnt dressed like a sports car driver or drives like he's in the Indy 500 - just an older guy with a sports car.


NO this isnt ALL men who drive these types of vehicles, but it is very nearly most all.

In fact Ive had a car demolished because one of these older guys just drove off the lot with a brand new sports car, all kitted up, and was speeding down the road I was on.
I was stopped at a red light, and he couldnt even be bothered to look where he was going, much less use the brakes on that new sports car...so he rammed me UNDERNEATH the vehicle in front of me....totaled out my vehicle!! He even admitted it to the officer.

This goes for pretty much all the areas in the US I have lived in. With the possible exception of Miami, Florida.



And....

Tall guy in a big truck - well, thats probably all he can fit in.
Tall guy in a sports car - how the HELL did get into that thing???

[MisterTinkles]

Mr.T, I like reading you, but I admit I find it pretty disturbing how bitter you are and how you seem to enjoy putting others down some times and making fun of them.
I would say, stop being angry at the young ones that they are lazy and have no real problems, and stop being angry at the older ones.
I feel from you that you don't like getting old.
Well Mister, you are not that old. Forget about others and concentrate on your life and how to make it better.
I mean it in a good way.

Im not bitter and Im not putting anyone down.
Im just stating facts and truth.

This is just another one of those "things humans do" that crack me up.

I mean really, if a guy has a small dick, and wants to feel "bigger", wouldnt he buy a smaller car so he looks bigger in it? Rather than buying a huge truck that makes him look like a toddler?

I just think thats hysterical.

Im not bitter, just pointing out another one of society's stupid condition's that affect a large number of us. Thats all, nothing more.

[trywait]

This whole thread is ridiculous. I drive a compact little Honda and my penis is so small that when I get an erection my pants don't tent, they te....


*BOOM* *KA-POW*

Damn, I really burned myself there. Phew.... that was good.

u sound like sokka! are u sure u're not the real voice actor?

[BorneoJake]

I dont care what the heck I drive, Its just gotta get me to point A to point B and have some good gas mileage. I don' judge by what you have, i judge by who you are and how you treat other people.

[Nick9]

Im not bitter

hmm, OK, I'll try to look at your posts in different way from now on

:biggrin:

[bluefox4000]

I drive a gigantic wheelchair.....but it was not my choice they give me the fucker, lol. Never got the compensation BS.

Mick