06-21-2013, 10:45 PM
Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:Today is the longest....
...Day of the year for us folk up here in Overland. Unfortunately for those in Underland it is the shortest day of the year.
But don't worry, 180 days from now we in Overland will have our shortest day while those in Underland bask in the longest day of their year.
Happy summer Solstice, please remember to sacrifice a virgin or three to make certain that the sun returns for the people in Underland.
ALL virgin men MUST be sacrificed to the Omnipotent Mister Tinkles!!!
"Hello my pretties!! The Omnipotent Mister Tinkles is away on business at the moment, but if you care to leave your virgins at the front drawbridge, I will keep them locked up until his return. If you cant bring your virgins to us, send a message to me and I will have my flying monkeys come pick them up. Anyone caught harboring virgin males will be attacked by killer tomatoes. All Hail the Omnipotent Mister Tinkles!! Thank you and have a wicked day"!
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