Disastrous sex date

[HomeagainNYC]

The next time you get bored, maybe you should bake; the smells are much more stimulating.

[MisterLove]

This reminds of another guy that had a great dick but tasted like piss. It was an awful, acidic taste, truly unbearable.

[Slidezone303]

I would have politely made up some excuse at the first scent of the feet, but this takes practice. Depending on the guy, I might have been prudent and said something like "let's hop in the shower". You kill two birds with one stone: Take care of the smell and create foreplay.

[MisterLove]

Gay men tend to be extremely clean and smell good but this one didn't.

And to make matters even worse, he had this gigantic cyst on his back, I just kept looking at it.

[Vigilias]

what is smegma?

That's the exact question I asked my mum once!

It was the beginning of the school holidays and as my train pulled in to another station I saw spray painted on a wall the words "Maggie Thatcher Drinks Smeg!"

So I asked my mum that evening, "Mum, what's smeg?"

No sooner were the words out of my mouth and seeing the expression on her face I knew the answer was one that shouldn't come from your mum!

LOL, I found out soon enough anyway.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Gay men tend to be extremely clean and smell good but this one didn't.

Um no.... You are wrong on that score.

For instance, in the leather scene being a little stanky is part of the allure. If you wear cologne/perfume/aftershave to one of the gay bars you will get rude comments directed at you. Being a little rank is also a plus to many in that scene.

And to make matters even worse, he had this gigantic cyst on his back, I just kept looking at it. :frown:

Its a medical condition, what do you want him to do - stop dating period?

Also stinky feet may not be a cleanliness issue, it may also be a medical condition.

I knew a guy who was genetically predisposed to soaking wet palms and soles - he tried everything medically and non-medically sound in order to keep it under control. He was actually cleaner than most people since he used wipes, anti-bacterial soaps and powders and all of this other stuff. His feet and shoes and socks stunk to high heaven - he was always buying new shoes and socks.

This reminds of another guy that had a great dick but tasted like piss. It was an awful, acidic taste, truly unbearable.

Amongst other things, the penis is also where piss comes from.... It happens.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I didn't like his smell,

Actually more recent studies have demonstrated that the smell of a person is what attracts people more than other things. For many sites on the subject, do a Google Search.

Which may actually be the leading cause for failed relationships, especially straight ones where hormone based contraceptives (The pill) changes the scent of a woman. Further all of the use of scented crap from scented antiperspirants to aftershaves, hair gels, colognes and perfumes mask the real smell and its not until you get involved and happen to wake up next to the person or after they have showered it off that their real scent comes in and you change your mind about the whole 'I like them' thing.

The 20th century brought to us a world of scented products and it brought to us higher divorce rates and many failed relationships - it is possible that these two things is the underlying cause.

So not likely somebody because of how they smell beyond cleanliness can be a thing to make or break a relationship or in your case make or break a random sex encounter.

[starbelly]

Actually more recent studies have demonstrated that the smell of a person is what attracts people more than other things. For many sites on the subject, do a Google Search.

Which may actually be the leading cause for failed relationships, especially straight ones where hormone based contraceptives (The pill) changes the scent of a woman. Further all of the use of scented crap from scented antiperspirants to aftershaves, hair gels, colognes and perfumes mask the real smell and its not until you get involved and happen to wake up next to the person or after they have showered it off that their real scent comes in and you change your mind about the whole 'I like them' thing.

The 20th century brought to us a world of scented products and it brought to us higher divorce rates and many failed relationships - it is possible that these two things is the underlying cause.

So not likely somebody because of how they smell beyond cleanliness can be a thing to make or break a relationship or in your case make or break a random sex encounter.

I actually agree with this. There was a guy in my lit. theory class who was kind of hippie-ish, had long hair and you could tell he didn't shower all the time. His hair was always a little greasy and stuff, but this is the weird thing— my female friend who sat next to me in the class always talked about how he smelled so bad, but I didn't think he smelled bad at all. He had a scent for sure, but it didn't smell repulsive to me, and I also thought he was extremely attractive. Really intelligent too, which I was also drawn to. Turns out he later asked my female friend out, but she already has a boyfriend. Damned guys are always straight!