I had sex today!

[Sylph]

sweety - come give me some sugar,,, ur the one, the real tiger !!!!

Typical male! Hmph!

You'll have to pay a visit to the dog house for a while before you think you'll be barking anywhere near up this tree darling.

:hugs-and-kisses-smi

[Bowyn Aerrow]

THREE weeks?????

You CANT be serious!

Try 16 years.

And who's fault is that? I offered my honor, you flat refuse to honor my offer.

I know I know, its my massive dick that scares you - honestly I get your a top - top me for God's sake don't worry about me wanting to top you - I won't go there unless you ask. Mine is only there for show - to show you how much I am enjoying you....

This dry spell you are having is completely in your own hands - all you have to do is say 'Slave, pleasure me' and I will be on the first bus to Texas before you can say boo.

:tongue:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

After a long period of sexual starvation (over three weeks, if I'm not mistaken) for professional reasons, I was finally able to have sex today. Two sex dates, actually.

The first one happened at the local gay beach. The guy looked good but he didn't last more than two seconds - which is perfectly fine by me. He was embarrassed but he shouldn't be, maybe it was my fault - I was so hungry for dick I jumped on him like a tiger.

The second one was one of my fuck buddies. He's not a good person but he has this amazing dick and is a great shag. Am I crazy for still seeing him?

Brag much?

Fuck you - no literally - fuck you and figuratively fuck you.
I hope you catch the clap or something interesting just to learn you to not flaunt your incredible good luck to the starving masses.

I bet you would go to Ethiopia and eat steaks in front of the starving children because you are such a turd.

:tongue:

[sillyboy86]

After a long period of sexual starvation (over three weeks...

You're an hero. A true hero.
LOL
I can't stop laughing, sorry.

I was so hungry for dick I jumped on him like a tiger.

I love tigers.
I'm a tiger too, but in some cases...

[MisterLove]

Thanks guys but I have to admit my performance was far from brilliant.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thanks guys but I have to admit my performance was far from brilliant.

We will be the judge of that, give us a detailed description of what went on - we will grade you on a scoring system of 1-10.

Extra Credit (bonus scoring) we will also accept illustrations, video and heck even live reenactments to help us judge your performance.

[MisterTinkles]

And who's fault is that? I offered my honor, you flat refuse to honor my offer.

I know I know, its my massive dick that scares you - honestly I get your a top - top me for God's sake don't worry about me wanting to top you - I won't go there unless you ask. Mine is only there for show - to show you how much I am enjoying you....

This dry spell you are having is completely in your own hands - all you have to do is say 'Slave, pleasure me' and I will be on the first bus to Texas before you can say boo.

:tongue:

boo




(hmmmm, still dont see no bus pulling up)