semen

[Bowyn Aerrow]

3 mg of cholesterol... At my age such things as cholesterol becomes pretty darn important, is this good cholesterol or bad cholesterol.

Not really a helpful chart - it leaves too many questions unanswered.

[Sylph]

and it makes a fabulous dessert topping!

Omg ewwww



The worst part is... it has pubic hair on it x.x

like I wouldn't even get close to that cake...

It looks kinda aggressive....

"Surprise!!" Meanwhile it squirts icing in your eye!
:crying-and-sorry-li

[SilverFrost]

This reminded me of that

Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes


Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cookbook!
From: cookingwithcum.com/

[matty7]

gross lol - I realy cant se me popping my man paste into the frying pan with a few onions and peppers whipping up a stir fry

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Silly, this is one of those types of foods that require no cooking - just a little preparing to separate the milk from the nut - sort of like coconuts.

[Sylph]

Silly, this is one of those types of foods that require no cooking - just a little preparing to separate the milk from the nut - sort of like coconuts.

Oh so you wanna bust the "coconut" open then?

Cause we got Coconuts and you just break a piece off and sip out the juice.

Not sure if this analogy would be appreciated by the "coconut"

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Ah - I see - The only nuts that Mirkwood has are Walnuts, and those require a hammer to crack open to get at the goodness. :eek: :biggrin:

[Memby]

18 ft ejaculation?!! Is it just me or is anyone else imagining playing catch from 18 ft?

[Sylph]

18 ft ejaculation?!! Is it just me or is anyone else imagining playing catch from 18 ft?

Ew, catch with what? I don't even wanna know lolz.

The scary part of that for me is, what if that was inside someone?

Omg the average guy is like 6 feet, that cum shot would go through him quicker than Chili and into the next guy who happens to bend over to pick up a quarter... outside and impregnates him x.x

That's just so gross lol

[Memby]

Semen... one of your five-a-day! All the more reason to swallow! Mmmm... tasty.