Why I was gone for Three Days

[missourigaymer]

yeah, Sarah is his dog. I still am not too sure of her breed. lol

[Sylph]

Well, we went on a little vacay to a nearby town. Spent long nights just cuddling and talking. Met his dog, Sarah. Yeah that was pretty much it,....

besides making out and sex of course.

You little whore lol.

Left the juicy bit till the end!

And omg, after three days your knocking heels? omg Slut :crying-and-sorry-li



Take your Boyfriend havin- ass away and lef us grumpy boyfriend-less gurls alone T^T
:crying-and-sorry-li

:hugs-and-kisses-smi

Welcome back gurl lol

[Sylph]

Spare none of the intimate details

Gawsh MiMi, what you want it with, a proctoscope?

Any more details and you'd be up his Uterus quicker than a Sperm race -.-

Come off his dets lol

[missourigaymer]

Aww I'm sorry Sylph.
How bout I leave him at home and I take you on a gurl's night?

[Sylph]

Aww I'm sorry Sylph.
How bout I leave him at home and I take you on a gurl's night?

Sounds like a plan,

You get the Taser and I'll get the rope...

I mean...um -.-

Get our hair did?


Also, I am a Mega-Top, who you callin a gurl, gurl?

Lol

[missourigaymer]

HAHA,
come on hunny, we all know. you is a guuuurl!!!!

[Sylph]

HAHA,
come on hunny, we all know. you is a guuuurl!!!!

This bitch done lost her damn mind

lol

Even if I is a gurl, I am still a Mega-Top -.-

And I already got the Rope... Still waiting on that Taser

[missourigaymer]

Tempting, but I has a guy already.
orry-apology-smile
Sorry. We could go get drinks or somethin

[Sylph]

Tempting, but I has a guy already.
orry-apology-smile
Sorry. We could go get drinks or somethin

Oh so now you wanna bring up your Man into this oh gurl, hold my earrings, I can't even deal

We wasn't gonna go man huntin with the Taser and Rope for your information gurl.... we was gonna go get Miles <3

Also, I don't consume Alcohol. My Body is a Temple, I don't desecrate it with negative impurities. If it ain't food or Water or Grapefruit Juice, it don't go in this vessel of mine.

So perhaps we can go to the park and do our nails...

OMG

I have this bag of nail polish and strengthener, gurl, I have the, literally the best shade of Green and with my Precious Pink, we'd be hot steppas for sure T^T

Omg, and I can do your hair nice, just give you layers... but maybe not, cause it looks short, so we can probably do like a mini-bouffant or something T^T ... don't do short hair really...

Your boyfriend would be like... damn Bitch, bend over xD

Not like you haven't already

[missourigaymer]

Oh LOL. I thought the taser and Rope were for me! When I mentioned drinks, I didn't mean alcohol. I don't partake. Sounds like a good night, whatcha gonna do with Miles? Wiat, I might not wanna know. lol,......
Where'd I put that taser?
.......