Just to prove I've nothing against the British some humor

[trialbyerror]

Got this lot today,

Thought it quit appropriate to post it since certain members think I'm anti British and had my post deleted

Anyhow I think one or two will raise a smile for my British friends

British humour
It has been announced that the police are going to be
allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting
some Persil in to stop the coloureds running.

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London ....
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.




Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over a
million pounds worth of improvements.


Muslims have gone on the rampage in Liverpool, killing
anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as
high as 3.



Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her
eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I
saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just
on standby.



They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in
Birmingham , Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester ,
Luton and London .. Apparently the giant couldn't smell any
Englishmen.



Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the
doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've
found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!



A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.

"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any

so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."

"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."

"Of course you can" the assistant replied,

"Look at him.........he daren't cough now!!"

[partis]

Haha thanks t, love it.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

IDK - can we trust a people who are lead by a woman? A Queen for Gods Sake - the Age of kingdoms is long gone, its the 21st Century and these Brits still have a Throne and a Queen they bow down to.

Surely there is nothing good in that!


:biggrin:

[MisterTinkles]

IDK - can we trust a people who are lead by a woman? A Queen for Gods Sake - the Age of kingdoms is long gone, its the 21st Century and these Brits still have a Throne and a Queen they bow down to.

Surely there is nothing good in that!


:biggrin:

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]BLASPAMY!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]


And the one on his neck too!!!!!

[MisterTinkles]

You is SUCH a naughty boy trialb!!!

No wonder I likes you!!!!


wink, wink

[partis]

IDK - can we trust a people who are lead by a woman? A Queen for Gods Sake - the Age of kingdoms is long gone, its the 21st Century and these Brits still have a Throne and a Queen they bow down to.

Surely there is nothing good in that!


:biggrin:

Yes but after the queen we have charles, wills and young george, poor kid, the kingdom will be a fine mess by then also he will be a very modern king, unlike wills whos half & half.

[MisterTinkles]

The British Royals are nothing more than figureheads. They have no actual power anymore.
Yes they are "listened too", but they have no power to change laws, have people beheaded, or anything of that nature. Or so Ive been told by history teachers.

Well, the Princess Diana conspiracies say different, but thats something else.

[partis]

I sometimes think they should have more power. There much more a force of good now, charity and so forth, charles has the princes trust, which is excellent and wills conservation work etc.

The queen is unique in that she lived through SO MUCH change yet never changed.

[CRocker]

IDK - can we trust a people who are lead by a woman? A Queen for Gods Sake - the Age of kingdoms is long gone, its the 21st Century and these Brits still have a Throne and a Queen they bow down to.

Surely there is nothing good in that!


:biggrin:

yh the royal family are just for decoration, they dont really have any power any more, other than tourism and moral support theyre pretty useless.

[southbiochem]

IDK - can we trust a people who are lead by a woman? A Queen for Gods Sake - the Age of kingdoms is long gone, its the 21st Century and these Brits still have a Throne and a Queen they bow down to.

Surely there is nothing good in that!


:biggrin:

Greatest Brit Monarch ever IMHO was a woman: Victoria..

then again, Elizabeth II is hardly a Victoria...so you may have a point mile: