what smells you ?

[MisterTinkles]

I kick cocky men in their ego, so be careful


Hot Fudge, Cotton Candy? Whoa there Jabba


I can smell my pillow just fine without assistance thank you :hugs-and-kisses-smi

No wonder you dont have any friends, you go around kickin them all in the crotch!!!

Thats MISTER Jabba to YOU!!!!!

Im sure PLENTY of people can smell YOUR pillow.......miles away!!!!

[Sylph]

No wonder you dont have any friends, you go around kickin them all in the crotch!!!

Thats MISTER Jabba to YOU!!!!!

Im sure PLENTY of people can smell YOUR pillow.......miles away!!!!

That's cute you got all mixed up in the brain and confused me for you... Please keep mistakes like that to a minimum and go back to your imaginary tea party with lonliness and despair, Mr.Jabba.

At least you embrace your Huttese nature .

And trust me boo, with all that slime and sweat and rolls you got going on, my Pillow should be the least of your worries. My shit is cute, how about yours?

[Lilitu]

Forests

Lavender

Those leaves that smell like wet lemons when you rip them

Lemon zest

POMELO!!! This is the best citrus smell ever

Durian

Mango

Garlic cooking in olive oil

coconut

kittens

Some men

old books

strawberries

o.o KFC a little bit...

Soap

Mint leaves (i like to go touch all the mint at the supermarket and smell my hands)

[MisterTinkles]

Mr. Tinkles - not so much, he smells of old cat urine, vinegar and Axe for Men (yes he tries that hard and wears axe for Men - sad story)....:biggrin:

EXCUUUUSE YOU!!!!!

I wear only the FINEST dollar store generic Aqua Velveeta I will have you know!!!

[MisterTinkles]

That's cute you got all mixed up in the brain and confused me for you... Please keep mistakes like that to a minimum and go back to your imaginary tea party with lonliness and despair, Mr.Jabba.

At least you embrace your Huttese nature .

And trust me boo, with all that slime and sweat and rolls you got going on, my Pillow should be the least of your worries. My shit is cute, how about yours?

MY shit IS cute and smells like roses....


YOUR shit is TOXIC....


Your just jealous, cause MY imaginary tea parties are BETTER than YOUR nasty old imaginary tea parties!!!!

MY teaparty.....

And MY guests are....




YOUR teaparty....

YOUR guests....

[Bowyn Aerrow]

EXCUUUUSE YOU!!!!!

I wear only the FINEST dollar store generic Aqua Velveeta I will have you know!!!

I would prefer you didn't... I'm honest about this here situation - I prefer the stench of rank man over perfumes.... :biggrin::eek:

Actually thinking about it, non-perfumed men are hawt.

[MisterTinkles]

I would prefer you didn't... I'm honest about this here situation - I prefer the stench of rank man over perfumes.... :biggrin::eek:

Actually thinking about it, non-perfumed men are hawt.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Mens GOTTA be smelling GOOOOOOOOD!
I like sweet colognes, and fresh smelling soaps.

Dont like no sweaty, nassy, stinky man! ICK!
Turns me "off" and makes me nauseous.

[ardus]

Leather,
Gunpowder,
Sawdust,
Coffee,
Good Scotch,
Bacon,
Citrus Fruit,
Olive Oil,
A man's sweaty body

I'm sure I'll think of more

Richard

[Jovial]

Leather,
Gunpowder,
Sawdust,
Coffee,
Good Scotch,
Bacon,
Citrus Fruit,
Olive Oil,
A man's sweaty body

I'm sure I'll think of more

Richard

Say I never thought of sawdust… but, yeah! As for olive oil, I use it all the time and never even thought of it as having an aroma.

Citrus fruit (drool) :p

[southbiochem]

Actually thinking about it, non-perfumed men are hawt.

if they're showered, sure...I don't really go for artificial smells on men...

but not at 6 in the afternoon when the cleanlyness wore off..

However... it's particularly good when it's mid day and they have ....man-smell...you know?

and you just want to bury your face in that good smelling body.....jeez...