"My cameras broken" - its funny how many guys have broken cameras, i prepare for this and say "do you have a pic or is your camera broken"
--- Nope, I don't use this excuse but in general I don't like web-sex so...
"Im naked LOL" - please dont say lol after this!
--- Actually... This happened to me recently when I was chatting with a guy that likes me... Oh, the problem is the LOL, I use LOL every time and everywhere... :-(
"Mate" - i didnt come here for a mate, its ok to a point but what happened to romance and fun
--- Of course. Mate is a special status é_é
"Yes" - one word answers, if you cant be bothered neither am I
--- I agree
"Hiy, how ore yop tdaay" - Are you half-asleep
--- XD Yeah...
"Im a chav" good for you, bye.
--- Ok, maybe I don't understand what/who is a chav... Is like being an emo, a b-boy (o gosh, so old) etc? So the problem is 'I'm a living stereotype' I think.
"I want to @%#! you" - you have absolutely no idea who i am, your standards are clearly very low
--- Mhmh, I put a spy cam into your room... uhiuhihihihi
"What are you going to do to me" - what are you going to do to me!!!
--- ...
"Nice pic lol" - please dont lol after this.
--- LOL again.
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OK Partis, my mainly problem is the LOL.