Why can't some people correctly (IMO) dress a salad?

[southbiochem]

This is the first time I've heard the term "dressed salad" and reading it kind of gives me a violent urge to kill myself... I can't explain exactly why.

Noooooooooooooooo...

you're not dying on me over salad......

I swear I'll stop putting trying to put clothes in my lettuce..

[747XL29]

Splash of EVOO & Balsamic vinegar GTG !

[EvenOlderButWiser]

You should make fliers and post them around the cafeteria.

I like Pix' idea.

Maybe you could could do a combined flier

You know, dress your salads correct or face the wrath of my legally carried automatic weapon...

Second Amendment. You have the right to bear arms agains overdressed salad eaters.

ObW
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[ChrisD]

[Lilitu]

I have to say I agree 100%

Especially when it's non-flavourful greens like lettuce, it's so gross to see a salad that's dressed with a cupful of sauce. You're not eating cold lettuce soup.

And also, salads need oil. Oil-less salads taste watery and gross.

[ChrisD]

cold lettuce soup.

also I agree salads need oil

[Bowyn Aerrow]

This is just a minor pet peeve of mine. Dressing is only good to me if it is applied sparingly. Heavily dressed salads border on inedible judging by my palate.

And everyone has your palate?

[MisterTinkles]

I like my salads nekkid.

I would never ever put clothes on them, much less dresses.