OK people, there would be RULES and such! This wouldn't be a "free for all party"!!!
I would definitely be the fat cat in charge! I would make it a POINT to rent a ROUND ROOM, so there are NO corners for anybody to be sitting in!!!!
And if ANYBODY came to this thing and DID end up sitting alone, while everybody else was flappin their lips............Mister Tinkles and Miss Odipherous will be handing out some "Dynasty" style bitch slappin!!!
Mr. Jovial -
You WILL be coming to this "do", even if I have to drag you kicking and screaming!!!
As for your hearing, you tell us what WE need to do in order for you to hear and understand us.....and thats what will be done!!!!
Mr. Kyle -
You can come and go as you please, but every time you leave, everybody gets to hug you!
So you might as well sit your butt down and stay!
Even if I have to rent security guards with cattle prods to keep people from sitting in "dark corners", it will be done!!
There will be dinner, dancing, the playing of board games, watching a movie, and a floor show, starring ME!!!! Mister Tinkles!!!! The Worlds Most Omnipotent Putty Tat!!!! There will also be huggies from 10:45 pm to 11:25 pm. And if you are NOT in the banquet room to receive said huggies..........we will ALL be marching to YOUR room!!!!
There will also be a "Bitch, Whine, and Cry" session, headed by me!! Mister Tinkles!!!! The Worlds Most Cutest Omnipotent Putty Tat!!!
Orgies will be in Daz's room at 11:30 pm, for those adventurous enough, or curious enough!!!
(I hope somebody brings a camera) (joking!!!!) LMAO
There will be parting gifts on the last night of the "convention". There will also be a drawing for a Prize (as of yet, undetermined).
And during the entire festive gala, Mr. Chase will be securely locked away in my private room.
Cause I don't want none of you sticky fingered mofo's to be a getting your nasty hands all over my pristine, virginized Chaseypoo!!!!