04-03-2014, 04:36 PM
An Alsatian dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.â€Â
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.â€Â
“But,†the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.â€Â
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.â€Â
“But,†the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.â€Â
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams