 How to defend yourself against a man armed with a piece of fresh fruit?
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marshlander
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05-27-2014, 11:45 PM
Someone posted this on another forum I'm on. Who knew that "grapefruiting" was even a word, let alone a verb!
Own up, who's tried it? Why do I keep hearing a Eric Idle's plaintiff Welsh character asking about pointed sticks and John Cleese telling him to shut up? 
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05-28-2014, 02:35 AM
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know where they get the zombie sound effects on The Walking Dead
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05-28-2014, 02:53 AM
I'm looking for the man where I have to cut out all the fruit from the inside.
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05-28-2014, 12:01 PM
There is NO WAY that I would be able to enjoy getting head from someone that sounded like a shop-vac! I can't stop laughing but I also feel this need to continuously clear my throat...
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????!!!!!!! 
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05-28-2014, 01:09 PM
That is absolutely hilarious but I have to agree, did she have to make so much noise?
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05-28-2014, 01:23 PM
Lol hahahahahaha! I will recall this video whenever I see grapefruits in the supermarket haha.
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05-28-2014, 01:40 PM
While that noise is a bit off-putting and hillarious,a mash up of a good diet and sexual pleasure? Worth to try~ Hahaha! :biggrin:
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