How to defend yourself against a man armed with a piece of fresh fruit?

[marshlander]

Someone posted this on another forum I'm on. Who knew that "grapefruiting" was even a word, let alone a verb!

Own up, who's tried it? Why do I keep hearing a Eric Idle's plaintiff Welsh character asking about pointed sticks and John Cleese telling him to shut up?

[CellarDweller]

lmao!


Damn, she made some noises!!

[ceez]

[East]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know where they get the zombie sound effects on The Walking Dead

[Iceblink]

I'm looking for the man where I have to cut out all the fruit from the inside.

[CellarDweller]

I just had to hear that shit again! LOL I'm dying here!

[AlohaShannon]

There is NO WAY that I would be able to enjoy getting head from someone that sounded like a shop-vac! I can't stop laughing but I also feel this need to continuously clear my throat...

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????!!!!!!!

[LONDONER]

That is absolutely hilarious but I have to agree, did she have to make so much noise?

[bluedragon]

Lol hahahahahaha! I will recall this video whenever I see grapefruits in the supermarket haha.

[AlfredM]

While that noise is a bit off-putting and hillarious,a mash up of a good diet and sexual pleasure? Worth to try~ Hahaha! :biggrin: