Screwed up things heterosexuals come up with...

[Bluelight]

Well, according to my sister, "Gays, Presbyterians and Women's Liberationists are all demon possessed." (Yes that is an exact quote from a letter written in 1978. So far as I know, her opinion hasn't changed since.)

1978... isn't that the same year that god changed his mind about non-whites? Citing "The Book of Mormon" here lol that is, the musical, I know nothing of the actual religious text.

Nothing against Mormons by the way, I've met missionaries myself and they're very nice people who know what they want from life. All I'm saying is that no one has the right to judge.

In the end, the ones who are really possessed are those who point fingers and spread the fear that consumes them every day: the fear of the unfamiliar.

[Virge]

ALL GOOD answers !!!!!!!!! and NOT ONE that's on my list so far which is good! more more more

[East]

God made Adam and Eve...not Adam and Steve....

(psst...and Adam and Eve fucked it up pretty good according to the fairy tale)

[Buzzer]

God made Adam and Eve...not Adam and Steve....

(psst...and Adam and Eve fucked it up pretty good according to the fairy tale)

The snake marketed it to Eve as containing kiwi, mango and passionfruit extract. He knew what's up.

[ETOTE]

Something my nearly senile grandfather told me as a kid of about 8 or 9...

"you better not grow up to be gay, homosexuals are dangerous, they can infect you. Once a man gets a taste of a homosexual's semen, it's all over, that man becomes gay. It's like an addiction to a drug."

Sitting off to the side of him was my mother, rolling her eyes, shaking her head and telling him to stfu.

[East]

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[Humeinator2]

^ possibly made my day
I don't even have a clue why
It just made me laugh and feel less gloomy then I had been getting XD

[Humeinator2]

OMG I'm dieing XD that one about the gay sex XD
O.O I'm too easily amused