Screwed up things heterosexuals come up with...

[CellarDweller]

Karaoke---
needs no explanation if you heard what I listen to last night. Drunk bikers can't sing not matter what.

there's nothing wrong with karaoke!

[Melody]

Most women are straight
bisexual women only act by for men's attention
a woman can be a lesbian and like a man's cock because women can't live with out cock

[StingRay]

What about when they say being gay is a choice? Thats about the most embarrassing thing for me to hear a straight person say. Ive picked it up from Virge to ask them when they decided to eat pussy instead of sucking dick when they say that.

[Buzzer]

What about when they say being gay is a choice?

What was that movie where someone responded to that statement by saying "The only way you could POSSIBLY know that is if you were gay and it was a choice you overcame." I can't remember what movie that was in but it seemed to shut the person up.

[AdamAndWill]

For me probably the #1 one heterosexuals come up with that gays never could is when an obese, frighteningly unattractive guy says something like he doesn't want any gays trying to kiss him or get into his pants.

Will: He wishes lol ---

But I heard the same thing from my 76 year old neighbor...

[StingRay]

Yall dont know how much of that is said that ya dont hear. And youre right now I think it over. It's never good looking young guys sayin it.

[Buzzer]

Yall dont know how much of that is said that ya dont hear. And youre right now I think it over. It's never good looking young guys sayin it.

I was always amused at how straight guys will say "I got fucked in the ass" to refer to the worst situations humanly possible, they talk about it like it's a form of extreme torture or something. I always wonder in my head "how would they even know if that feels good or bad?" lol

[trywait]

What about that midwest guy running for senate: if it's rape, the woman's body will not her get pregnant

[StingRay]

What about that midwest guy running for senate: if it's rape, the woman's body will not her get pregnant

yeah that Ayken fool. hes got a gay brudder in Biloxi MS.

[excalibur77]

Yeah, this one's not true.

It's a modified version of a spoof Bachmann quote from 2011, which was originally: “If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it’s good enough for every child in America to speak.”