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[Anonymous]

Further more, I would add to your question, dear OPs that when I first started having gay sex at age 15, I didn't have any idea what was used for anal cleanser, however I used my common sense, since you know very well that you are going to get something up your arse, you know that pumping in this area will often indulge in a bowel movement. Yes, this may not be the most interesting way, but think about it. In the 90's gay people were using vaginal cleanser or simply pump their ass with a dildo in the shower or over the toilet. I know that may seem gross, but if you're going to be a bottom, you know that the cleaning part is a messy one and that you will get some brownies on your hands. Best way if you don't have a pump or a dildo, pick something that has a shape (a cucumber) and pump the shit out. Better doing it alone in your shower than staining your bed sheets forever or worse, defecate on your partner's staff will definitely kill the moment. So there it is. Just recall, the method of pumping your ass with a subjective object was used even in ancient Rome, I'm not inventing anything.

Despite the very accurate and graphic reply... thanks, but idk whether i will have nightmares tonight or not... lol

[East]

I think it is about listening to your body...simple as that.....

When I bottomed I just paid attention to my bowel and made sure I was ready...I never had an "accident".....

My lover today...been with him closing on 30 years.....I must have topped him over 8000 times now...not once has there been an accident. He tunes into his body and knows when he can or can't. Those are pretty good odds.

I get a little freaked out by overly sanitary people (normal cleanliness is good) when it comes to sex and if I knew a guy was jumping through hoops I would probably not want to have sex with him ....it would be a compatibility problem for me or it I loved him enough and I knew he didn't have the ability to listen to his body I would just skip the anal sex rather than put him through all of that....

[cunningluvr]

Your doctors only use one finger?

[Jake]

Despite the very accurate and graphic reply... thanks, but idk whether i will have nightmares tonight or not... lol

Hihihi, sorry for the graphic post, I don't live in Lalaland, I call a cat A CAT.

[Jake]

Your doctors only use one finger?

How many fingers should a doctor use? Unless you're married to one (which I am and he uses his fist to check me up LOL), I don't see why a doctor will use two fingers to check your prostate. Stop watching fetish porn LOL.

[Virge]

How many fingers should a doctor use? Unless you're married to one (which I am and he uses his fist to check me up LOL), I don't see why a doctor will use two fingers to check your prostate. Stop watching fetish porn LOL.

I had to look up fetish porn to see what it is........

[Jake]

I had to look up fetish porn to see what it is........

Sure Virge sure playing the innocent boy again. Hey do you know how much calories you'll get if you take a single bite of this cheese assburger

[cunningluvr]

How many fingers should a doctor use? Unless you're married to one (which I am and he uses his fist to check me up LOL), I don't see why a doctor will use two fingers to check your prostate. Stop watching fetish porn LOL.

Sorry, just making a crack. My doctor doesn't use a finger, she does a blood test. I wouldn't mind a fist though, I should find a different doctor.

[Virge]

Sure Virge sure playing the innocent boy again. Hey do you know how much calories you'll get if you take a single bite of this cheese assburger

Maybe you don't know or have forgotten. I'm on an iron free diet. beef is loaded with iron and so are tomatoes. I constantly crave both. Rather than complain I make jokes like "I'd suck a giant cheeseburger out of a dead cow's butt.".... or worse.

Now I have a picture I can use to express that idea... more or less.

[Jake]

Maybe you don't know or have forgotten. I'm on an iron free diet. beef is loaded with iron and so are tomatoes. I constantly crave both. Rather than complain I make jokes like "I'd suck a giant cheeseburger out of a dead cow's butt.".... or worse.

Now I have a picture I can use to express that idea... more or less.

Have no idea what's an iron free diet, in fact beside having to properly eat each and every single day because I have diabetes, I don't know what's a diet LOL. But hey I will definitely look when you'll eat cheesemurder out of a dead cow's butt, tell me if it taste like digested grass with lithium