Some quickies to offend everyone

[LeafBlade]

Q) What do attorneys use for birth control?
A) Their personalities.

LOL

Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A) 10 years and 45 lbs

Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A) 45 minutes

i dont get it

[LONDONER]

LOL


i dont get it

A girlfriend supposedly keeps her weight in check whereas, supposedly, a wife doesn't.

A boyfriend takes his time over lovemaking whereas, supposedly, a husband doesn't.

Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them.

[LJay]

"Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them."

Which is why it is preferred that one tell them to Irishmen rather than Englishmen, and never to Scots.

[runs for cover]

[LeafBlade]

A girlfriend supposedly keeps her weight in check whereas, supposedly, a wife doesn't.

A boyfriend takes his time over lovemaking whereas, supposedly, a husband doesn't.

Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them.

well, i didn't know that there's this thing where boyfriends make love longer than husbands

[Cuddly]

ba-dump-bump X 10

Ba-dum-tiss*

[CuriousPhoenix]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Good jokes!

[Virge]

LOL


i dont get it

Then you probably won't get why I started laughing and wanted to suggest you change your name to "Rick O'Shay"..... Do things bounce off you head often? You must be a natural blonde not matter what color your hair is.

Kevlar skulls aren't all bad I guess.

Hahahahhahahahahaha!

[Camfer]

LOL


i dont get it

After you've been married for 20 years, you probably won't get any.