What would you do if you awoke with the person above you?

[Cuddly]

As politely as possible, ask what the hell I'm doing in his bed, since he's not my type and be genuinly puzzled as to what I'm doing here!

No offense Jake, you're hot as fuck.. just not for me.

[Jake]

As politely as possible, ask what the hell I'm doing in his bed, since he's not my type and be genuinly puzzled as to what I'm doing here!

No offense Jake, you're hot as fuck.. just not for me.

None taken taking in consideration that we both have what we want in terms of man.

And if you were in the bed next to me I'll get my fur coat so you'd feel more comfortable because I am not bear hahahaha

[Doofus89]

Pray that Jake's other half doesn't catch me getting dressed!

But, I've seen Boyz N Da Hood enough times, I know how to effectively launch myself out of a two story building

[Borg69]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law. My bed, my property, my rules.

You're mine now, Doofus!

[Doofus89]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law. My bed, my property, my rules.

You're mine now, Doofus!

Sounds like I should decide whether to start calling you "sir" or "master". Which do you prefer?

[CellarDweller]

I'd wonder why he was wearing a space suit.

[Doofus89]

Probably one HELL of a night!

[jimcrackcorn]

At my age,, I like to keep pretty things,,,, so,,,, I'd tie you up and put you in the basement where you can't escape!!!! (smile)...

[Virge]

I'd swear off Tequilla.

Sorry Jimmy... No basements for me thanks.

[TwisttheLeaf]

Panic. Grab my phone and start apologizing immediately to Gideon because I dunno what the fuck happened but I DIDN'T DO IT!