What would you do if you awoke with the person above you?

[cunningluvr]

Wonder how I got a hottie half my age in bed

[Alex]

Hide from Alex's fury lol

Pffff I don't have your bad temper LOL

As for the person above me, if I wake beside you I'll coerce you into giving me a butt massage, take pictures of it and email it to my husband. You might want to hide in the closet, he's small but when he'll comes in the room you can hear FEE FI FO FUM who's the little fuck who'd touch my husband's bum lol

[Virge]

I'd start drinking tequilla again

[Lycanthropist]

Give him a kleenex and a miners light in the hopes he finally finds what he's been digging for all this time. And then demand he wash his hands before he ravishes my body. I know, I know, wishful thinking, but whatchagonnado? He'd be cute without that finger buried to the second knuckle up his nose.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get up, go potty, start the coffee, check the latest posts on Gayspeak.... Like you know my morning routine.....

[ceez]

Take out the ball gag and look for the keys to the handcuffs

[Miles]

I'd go back to sleep and use your wings as blankets

[Borg69]

Ask to be untied, and for some Gatorade.

[palbert]

Be very surprised

[princealbertofb]

What you do or think if you woke up in bed next to the person above you?

So who was the person above you in the first post??? :biggrin: