What would you do if you awoke with the person above you?

[dynamodean]

Ask if I could have him medium rare instead of well done.

[Miles]

I'd pick his brain...

...through his nose

[dynamodean]

Move his digits away from my nostrils.

[Miles]

I'd do something else with his digits and my orifices

[CellarDweller]

kick him out of bed for using the word "orifices".

[Rareboy]

Check to see just how 'horny' he is.....

[Miles]

I'd orificely orifice his orifice right in the orifice with my orifice.

Then I'd chit chat with his little ghost

[BlueStar]

I'd be fishing more butts with him.

[dynamodean]

Test out if he's as flexible as the infinity sign.

[Rareboy]