Shocking news about habits you can't break

[Virge]

[SIZE="6"]Do you oversleep?
Need to lose weight?
Are you skipping the gym?
Too much time watching TV
or surfing dating apps? [/SIZE]

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]No Problem!
Buy a Pavlok bracelet![/COLOR][/SIZE]



[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Program it to
shock you until you change your habits!
See the link below!
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http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/04/pavlok-wearable/



[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]It's sure going to take the fun out of
waking my room mate up with the stun gun.
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[Bowyn Aerrow]

Gee and here I thought putting dog collars on humans would be considered as cruel and unusual punishment.

[Virge]

Yeah... shock collars on humans would be a riot... but I'm still partial to stun guns.

[Miles]

Gee and here I thought putting dog collars on humans would be considered as cruel and unusual punishment.

Some might see it as more of a reward than a punishment

[Bluelight]

Half the time my guilt after sleeping in is enough.

[jimcrackcorn]

Stun guns, wrist bracelets, & dog collars that shock you are great,,,,,, but if you really want to have some fun,,,,, get a Cattle Prodder... You can dress it up with rainbow colors and make it look like a play toy - then give them the shock of their life just before you drag them down into the basement!!!!!! <fleeeeeee>

[Miles]

Stun guns, wrist bracelets, & dog collars that shock you are great,,,,,, but if you really want to have some fun,,,,, get a Cattle Prodder... You can dress it up with rainbow colors and make it look like a play toy - then give them the shock of their life just before you drag them down into the basement!!!!!! <fleeeeeee>

Call in the next ten minutes to get an accompanying branding iron absolutely free!

[jimcrackcorn]

Call in the next ten minutes to get an accompanying branding iron absolutely free!

No respectable basement should be without one!!!! (big grin)....

[Borg69]

They'd be more effective if they were worn on the junk.

[MikeW]

:eek:

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