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Shocking news about habits you can't break
#1
[SIZE="6"]Do you oversleep?
Need to lose weight?
Are you skipping the gym?
Too much time watching TV
or surfing dating apps? [/SIZE]


[SIZE="7"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]No Problem!
Buy a Pavlok bracelet![/COLOR]
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[Image: Pavlok-The-Fitness-Tracker-With-Punishing-Powers.jpg]

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Program it to
shock you until you change your habits!
See the link below!

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http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/04/pavlok-wearable/

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[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]It's sure going to take the fun out of
waking my room mate up with the stun gun.
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#2
Gee and here I thought putting dog collars on humans would be considered as cruel and unusual punishment.
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#3
Yeah... shock collars on humans would be a riot... but I'm still partial to stun guns.


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#4
Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:Gee and here I thought putting dog collars on humans would be considered as cruel and unusual punishment.

Some might see it as more of a reward than a punishment
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#5
Half the time my guilt after sleeping in is enough.
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#6
Stun guns, wrist bracelets, & dog collars that shock you are great,,,,,, but if you really want to have some fun,,,,, get a Cattle Prodder... You can dress it up with rainbow colors and make it look like a play toy - then give them the shock of their life just before you drag them down into the basement!!!!!! <fleeeeeee>
We Have Elvis !!
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#7
jimcrackcorn Wrote:Stun guns, wrist bracelets, & dog collars that shock you are great,,,,,, but if you really want to have some fun,,,,, get a Cattle Prodder... You can dress it up with rainbow colors and make it look like a play toy - then give them the shock of their life just before you drag them down into the basement!!!!!! <fleeeeeee>

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#8
Miles Wrote:Call in the next ten minutes to get an accompanying branding iron absolutely free!

No respectable basement should be without one!!!! (big grin)....
We Have Elvis !!
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#9
They'd be more effective if they were worn on the junk. Smile
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#10
:eek:

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