Until further notice I'm dating myself!

[LJay]

It's the lover's quarrels that bother me the most.

[Jason74]

I guess that means that I have been dating myself for 10+ years, geez that is a long time for one relationship with myself. No drama or BS, no worrying about cheating on myself.

[Darius]

Did you put out on the first date?

[NerdMonastery]

I've pretty much done this my entire life and honestly I think it's something I'm going to continue forever lol.
I'm naturally quite introverted (not to be confused with shy because that's actually not what being introverted means) and so I find that I relish time to myself so much I can't imagine giving my time to someone else, relationship wise.
My work environment is very social and I do enjoy it, but by the time I come home I really look forward to time for myself whenever I can get it.

[Hardheaded1]

as of right now I'm dating myself until further notice. (Thanks Ann Perkins)

Oh right. Very nice.

What have YOU got that I haven't got?