11-20-2014, 11:16 PM
When I was young I'd listen to the radio, waitin' for my favorite songs. When they played...
Crap. That's an old Carpenter's song. Ignore that.
When I was young I hated the big gap between my front teeth. Hated the way it made me feel like some goober from the redneck sticks surrounding a tapped out trailer park. Then in my late twenties I heard people used to make a correlation between a big gap in your front teeth with being beautiful, lucky, and smart. It's true, Google it! The French have a term for it meaning "lucky teeth" (dents du bonheur,).
Then my wisdom teeth pushed through the back of my gums with all the vengeance of a teenage boy ripping his virgin girlfriend's hymen to shreds. Eventually my teeth migrated to the front of my mouth (evenly, so I was lucky in that aspect), thus closing my front gap. So my wisdom teeth f*cked me out of beauty, luck, and intelligence. It's a good thing that happened before age took its toll on me!
Crap. That's an old Carpenter's song. Ignore that.
When I was young I hated the big gap between my front teeth. Hated the way it made me feel like some goober from the redneck sticks surrounding a tapped out trailer park. Then in my late twenties I heard people used to make a correlation between a big gap in your front teeth with being beautiful, lucky, and smart. It's true, Google it! The French have a term for it meaning "lucky teeth" (dents du bonheur,).
Then my wisdom teeth pushed through the back of my gums with all the vengeance of a teenage boy ripping his virgin girlfriend's hymen to shreds. Eventually my teeth migrated to the front of my mouth (evenly, so I was lucky in that aspect), thus closing my front gap. So my wisdom teeth f*cked me out of beauty, luck, and intelligence. It's a good thing that happened before age took its toll on me!