LJay Wrote:"open bar home video twister shaving parties"
And we thought the upper Midwest was a quiet, conservative place.
hmm. All the sheep look mighty homely this time of year so yeah conservative is back in.
Virge texted he wont be home til after 3 am. he was happy I got the heater back on the hottub and have it set back up and filling. Until he gets home I got the house all to me and myself. if I want it and do anything with it.
I was thinkin about a secret shave open bar home video twister shaving party and realized how unfair it is to be a str8 guy and how gay guys have it too easy.
I started wondering how to get three or four women here and what Id have to do. Hot tub, shrimp dinner with wine, candles, michael buble music and whip out the twister mat the razors and shave secret and theyd kick me in the teeth and hit the door.
Or I can call just one guy on base. Tell him to bring the rest of the herd, stop by the base liquor store for 2 gallons of vodka, pick up pizzas i orrdered from dominos and come over for a party. They'd put on porn instead of music, climb in a cold hot tub with the vodka and wait for it to warm up. Then when they came in naked and saw the razors, shave secret and twister mat theyd all go OO OOO OO THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN I WANNA SPIN FIRST!!!!!
Thats how women are and thats how men are. Yall dont know how lucky you are.