Um yeah but not too hard. Playfully, yes.
describe the last dream you remember
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Here's one from Friday night.
I was in some music store, trying to return something during my lunch break. Everyone there, employee and customer alike, was wearing green, which I guess was the store's signature color or something. I stepped up to the register to do my business as a nonexistent Bob Dylan song started playing on the sound system. The first verse ended with a line that said something about "sitting down." On cue, everyone in the store sat down in silence, including the cashier. They'd turned this song into some bizarre hero-worshiping revisiting of the mind-numbing follow-the-leader pep-rally-ready nightmare that is the Cha-Cha Slide.
I was thoroughly annoyed. I remember telling the cashier, "Look, I get that you're really into this song. Cool. But I have to get back to my job soon. Can you just help me real quick?" I felt their leery looks of judgment on my back for my reluctance to participate in their self-imposed obedience to the unwitting Bard. "I already sit 8 hours a day at work," I explained. I got the impression that no one in this store actually had a job, but rather just haunted this place in matching garb at all hours of the day.
Finally I just dropped whatever I was returning and grabbed some money out of the register. Cashier didn't even bat an eye as I walked out. Then I woke up.
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Does the carpet match the drapes? What color(s) are they?
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We don't have drapes in Twist's condo. We have blinds. The carpet is beige, the blinds are a creamy off-white color. So, although not the same color, they do match. The building has regulations, though. You have to use white curtains/drapes/blinds so you match your neighbors. I know Twist wishes for wood floors. Maybe some day he'll get them.
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When and where do you do your most walking in a day?
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I don't have a carpet and the drapes are dark orange - like vomit.
Do you smoke?
Arch Linux, Core i7 4770, GTX 1660 Ti 6GB, 32GB DDR3 RAM
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I quite smoking weed a couple of years ago. I quit smoking tobacco about 3 months ago.
How long is your hair?
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My hair (from my scalp) reaches to about 2 inches above the back of my knees.
And I just realized that the "carpet and drapes" question could be taken an entirely different way!!!
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If you were going to have your "last meal", what would it be?
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Mushrooms and milk. Because fuck it, make some folks think twice
Have your cake and not eat it, or eat your cake and not have it?
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what are you doing for your nameday?
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Hanging out with my cousin who will coincidentally be in town, and also recording another song with me bro
How often do you get migraines? =(
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not often...but when it happens, it is quite uncomfortable.
what do you want for dessert?
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