Poop Meditation

[ShiftyNJ]

The sports trainer I worked for said that your poo is a good indicator of the quality of your diet. Big long banana-shaped ones are the goal. Oh, and then there's the size of your poo. Since our clientele was high-school and college athletes you can only imagine the conversations.

[Hardheaded1]

Long has it been so. In college, I was a voice major, and I remember the grad students discussing the smell of urine and the significance in sugar and other indicators.

In extremes, the color can be blue, as King George III reportedly had during his mad years, attributed to Porphyria, which makes sense since it affects iron in the blood. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-condi...n-20028849

Stools are even more telling, but the art of reading them has fallen into shadow in this century.

[spencer]

Myy this escalated quickly. Lololol.

[Borg69]

Meditate? I always stress out wondering how the human civilization managed before the invention of the porcelain throne, indoor plumbing, bidets, heated seats, plush paper to wipe with... picturing early man squatting out in the cold, trying to not defficate on their own feet and using some flea ridden squirrel to wipe with.

[Butterfingers]

It's odd that the elimination of bodily waste is the one thing that brings all men in to a type of bond with their fellow man, it reeks of humanity.
We can be poor and use a ditch, be rich and have our throne gold plated, in the end all have waste that stinks,
from the Pope to the President we all have this common function,
he who eats excretes.
I have little education, yet I have had to speak to large groups, I have met governors and some who were seeking to be the POTUS, it might seem odd, but it keeps things in perspective when you can picture any man sitting on a porcelain throne with his pants and undies at his ankles grunting, we all wipe our ass in the end.

[JackTX]

It's odd that the elimination of bodily waste is the one thing that brings all men in to a type of bond with their fellow man, it reeks of humanity.
We can be poor and use a ditch, be rich and have our throne gold plated, in the end all have waste that stinks,
from the Pope to the President we all have this common function,
he who eats excretes.
I have little education, yet I have had to speak to large groups, I have met governors and some who were seeking to be the POTUS, it might seem odd, but it keeps things in perspective when you can picture any man sitting on a porcelain throne with his pants and undies at his ankles grunting, we all wipe our ass in the end.

[Miles]

I just consulted the porcelain oracle. The results? Today is predicted to be a most fortuitous day