An old toothbrush**** hahahahaha
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a toothbrush doesn't sound very pleasant. maybe a candle or a long, peeled carrot.
just be careful as a dildo or buttplug has a flared base so it can't get all the way in you with no way to pull it out. if you're using something else and your hands are slippery, you risk losing your grip. i am sure that the emergency room doctors at the hospital have removed all sorts of objects from people's butts.
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Ok... I feel embarassed now.
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An umbrella handle, if it's not curved and solidly made (wood, or plastic maybe) ? Protect it in a condom (and lube) anyway. Wash after use. I mean the handle only, use an old umbrella that's falling apart.
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Some (singles) cigar tubes are ideally sized and shaped, but you must entertain precautions, such as...keep hold of it, or it'll vanish inside you and you'll not be smoking that one for at least 8 hours, special occasion or no special occasion! If the checkout girl asks what you're doing with the cigar tube, wear an innocent expression, and walk out calmly, clutching your receipt and hobble over to your car!
There are even some felt pens / magic markers / felt marker pens that have the right shape and size, but...again, the stuck inside problem must be given lots of attention, first. It's a good idea to make certain to secure the cap on the pen, or you'll be leaving behind, in there, cave paintings and graffiti!
Other ways include a small "Snappy" bag / sandwich bag over a finger (advice: it's probably best to remove the sandwiches, first - the lunch you save might one day be your own).
You could also, of course, roll a condom down over a forefinger.
Another is...cut the longest finger piece off a household/housework rubber glove, with an extra long palm piece of the rubber that remains outside you when your covered finger is inside you - for the purposes of pulling it back out, again, later, or if you panic about it getting stuck.
When it comes to making ends meet, good luck!
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