I wish - I want a real hug - these electronic smilie hugs just ain't warm enough.
TPBM has learned too much about male elephants today on another thread.....
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Nothing I didn't know already, curiously enough..
TPBM is not surprised about the amount of depraved knowledge my head holds
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Actually you have managed to surprise me once or twice... For a Closeted, never had sex with another man person - or so you claim, you seem to have intimate knowledge there belying any virginity you may claim to have.... :biggrin:
TPBM is not a virgin....
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definitely not
the person below me is a parent
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I better not be...
However It has been hinted that I have had my moments where I really was drunk enough to do all manner of things.... The 1980's are a bit dim in the recall area for me... So if I am a parent they are about 24 - 26 years of age now....
TPBM is between 24-26 years of age and don't know who their daddy is..... :eek:
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lucky you, i'm a couple years too late
tpbm just can't be arsed right now
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Yeah I suppose that is true.... The arse part...
TPBM is worried about something that just can't possibly be...
Right - I mean yeah sure I drank to black out but have sex with a woman, get her pregnant - Not this elf - right?????
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I am told I worry a lot. My doctor tells me to stop because my blood pressure goes up...
Also I hope I never blacked out and had sex with a women because my family is very furtile. Like seriously I have a million cousins and most of them are my age and have like 3 or 4 kids of their own.
Like I tell me my mom I dont know why you are mad that I am gay because at least I am not getting women pregnant left and right.
TPBM thinks maybe i gave to much information about my screwed up family
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