The person below me!

[partis]

I am sometimes very much so, other times im not at all.

Tpbm loves the smell of clean sheets.

[trywait]

I do. I enjoy the smell of freshly laundered linen

the person below me has dinner plans

[Miles]

I ate dinner like three hours ago

tpbm is a groupie :p

[Jovial]

Of course I’m your groupie Miles

TPBM is a smart cookie :p

[trywait]

can I be a snicker doodle instead?

the person below me texts

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Nope - I have a flip phone, no texting ability. And I don't use text messaging addons/apps/programs on my computer.

TPBM wonders if monkeys talk about spanking the human..... hmmmm

[southbiochem]

No, monkeys were thinking of a way to make the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus jump species....they succeded las century and now we have HIV..

TPBM is misses someone but is pissed and don't want to see anyone at the same time

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No - I'm male, I don't have such complex emotional stuff going on.

TPBM loves the smell of napalm in the morning..... (Patton- Keeping with the over the top butch theme).

[southbiochem]

Patton was "mucho ruido y pocas nueces" as we say here

TPBM understands thoroughly that Rommel and Montgomery were far better than Eisenhower or Patton

[elad12]

No I understand nothing thoroughly

TPBM is addicted to something